THE WORLD ON A STRING. Yukon Puppeteers O'Malley & Martin are having little success on the Alaskan saloon circuit. When they get chased out of town and into a raging blizzard, they are forced to eat their puppets to survive.

GOTTA GO! Flip & Binky pose as plumbers in order to use a strangers' bathroom.

WORKIN' JERKS. Flip & Binky pretend to be employed so that they can get dates.

ANTSY AUNTS. Flip & Binky must pose as Binky's maiden aunts in order to keep Flip's father from killing them.

BEEFY JERKS. Flip & Binky attempt to build up their bodies to impress girls. They injure themselves instead.

PIDDLING THROUGH DIXIE. It's 1860 and constantly bickering neighbors Flip & Binky can't agree on anything. When the Civil War breaks out, they enlist on opposing sides. 120 years later, the "only living survivors," are still bickering.

DENTAL HIJINX. Flip & Binky pose as dentists in order to impress an attractive Heiress. She turns out to be a man.

LABOR PAINS. Dissatisfied with their current working situation (the fact that they actually have jobs), the Losers go on strike. Binky winds up crossing Flip's picket line--and taking Flip's job.

FIFTY MILLION FRESHMEN. A rich eccentric dies and wills Flip & Binky 'a gift worth a million dollars--an education!' The boys go from comic books to text books as they attempt to better themselves and join an exclusive fraternity. Things don't look good, however, when Binky gets into a fistfight with the Dean's daughter.

HOOLIGANS ON ICE. Flip & Binky become 'acquainted' with a pair of large Swedish girls in a phone booth during a thunderstorm. When the Losers try and continue the relationship, the girls call out their Hockey Player boyfriends. Slap shot!

OPPORTUNITY NAPPING. Flip lies on a resume in order to get a high-powered executive job. He goes to jail. Binky gets the job.

DUMB LUCK. A Gypsy's Curse turns Flip & Binky into puppets. Then their luck really turns bad.

BODY SLAMMIN' BOYOS. The Losers become managers for a team of Female Wrestlers and are thrown for a loss.

SIMPS AHOY! In the Brig for treason, the Losers manage to win tickets to the big Hockey Game. The game turns ugly. The Losers walk the plank.

HONG KONG KOSHER. It's murder, mayhem and tong wars when the boys open a raw pork bar in the Jewish section of Old Shanghai.

THE CHRISTMAS THAT NEVER HAPPENED. Fired from their jobs as Santa's Helpers, the Losers wind up babysitting nine unruly children on Christmas Eve.

MULTI-ZILLIONAIRES. Flip comes up with a foolproof scheme to make a fortune. The Losers wind up broke and living in a tent on the roof of their former apartment building, wanted by the FBI, the KGB and, worst of all, their Landlord!

FLIP'S LUCKY DAY. The boys find a $100 bill. By the end of the show, they are thousands of dollars in debt and in the hospital.