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See You In Church Were it not for the gold and linen-lined altar ten feet away, the scene in front of Michael Young's eyes could have been on the front steps of the high school. A group of awestruck teenage girls were gathered around a handsome guitarist. The 11:00 folk mass had ended and the object of the teenage crushes was the young, mustachioed musician, Corporal Gavin Danley. (He of the sensitive brown eyes.) During the week, the corporal was just another nameless grunt, doing his part to hold back the Warsaw Pact juggernaut that, in 1975, stood poised to crush the free half of Europe. In reality, Danley was a file clerk in the Quartermaster office at the huge U.S. Army base in Frankfurt, West Germany. The corporal's particular mission was to keep track of the various requests and demands from American officers for new light bulbs, garage door openers, and hedge clippers. He was making the best of his two years in the service by enjoying the good beer, cheap hashish, and cheaper flesh, available in the city of two million. On Sundays, he wiped all his apathy and sins away by devoting an hour to the church. The small Catholic chapel was always packed for the 11:00 folk mass.
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