The Earmark Collection of Fine Literature is proud to present:
See You In Church


EPILOGUE

The story you have just read is true. The names were changed to protect the innocent. The punch-line was added to make it funny. Father Pestle was eventually court-martialled, reduced in rank, and transferred. The official charge was "Unauthorized Use of Military Property." Whether that referred to church funds, or the anuses of active-duty soldiers, I do not know.

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