"What?!" replied the outraged Mr. Headman as he pulled Ted’s flabby form into an upright position. "How dare you speak to your father like that!"
"Get your filthy hands off me, you homo!" shouted Ted in as loud a voice as he could muster.
"Homo?! Homo?!" screamed Mr. Headman. "What gives you the right to call me, your own father, a homo? If I were, as you so ignorantly put it, a homo, I would most certainly not have married your mother and made the tragic mistake of bringing the likes of you into this world!"
"Oh, yeah?" countered Ted. "The only reason that you married Mom is 'cause she’s a homo, too. Both of your are homos! Homos! Homos! Homos!"
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