Ted Headman's Christmas
Chapter Nine: The Revelation
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"Ted! Are you trying to kill us all?! You’re going to set the addition on fire!"
"Stupid queer asshole dirtball!" shouted Ted from the dubious safety of his burning tree fort. "I talked to God and he told me to punish you for being such a dick!"
"Foul blasphemer!" spat Mr. Headman. "For this I will escort you to the bowels of hell!"
Ted’s father darted angrily towards the aluminum utility shed on the side of the house. On the way he slipped on a patch of ice and plowed headlong into the flimsy doors. The entire structure collapsed on top of him. Ted probably would have laughed at this had not the entire tree in which he roosted in burst into flame.
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